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Tippytoe!

Oops!  I saw this brilliant headline and immediately thought O'Neal.  Well color me embarrassed.  Excellent work, Marah!

Oops!  I saw this brilliant headline and immediately thought O'Neal.  Well color me embarrassed.  Excellent work, Marah!

Do you think Sean immediately saw this story and thought "I need to somehow work Meatloaf substitute into this headline" or did it come about more organically after molding the piece for a while?

Do you think Sean immediately saw this story and thought "I need to somehow work Meatloaf substitute into this headline" or did it come about more organically after molding the piece for a while?

The whole theater was laughing at him.

The whole theater was laughing at him.

It does if you're Fred Willard.

It does if you're Fred Willard.

But he's MY butler!

But he's MY butler!

oh shit.  you just reminded me that Rex Reed and Gene Shalit are actually two different people.

oh shit.  you just reminded me that Rex Reed and Gene Shalit are actually two different people.

WHERE'S NEMO AT, STRING?!

WHERE'S NEMO AT, STRING?!

Steelus Mouthswordberg.

Steelus Mouthswordberg.

Why must we always assume that just because it's fantasy, all characters must be British?  You know how much better this show would be if everyone spoke with really thick Chicago accents?

Why must we always assume that just because it's fantasy, all characters must be British?  You know how much better this show would be if everyone spoke with really thick Chicago accents?

Don't you mean 7.0/10.0?