Cool snap judgments, bro

Holy shit!  Arcade Fire won the Pulitzer!  Wow!

cool contrarianism, bro

yes.  ain't you never smoked someone's ass before?

and they smoke ass live

ew

shake hands with the pins

According to Black Swan, Winona Ryder is still extremely cute.

darling picky

Hey man i've got some jumper cables in the trunk.

The last half of the "The Muffin Tops" is the worst thing Seinfeld has ever done.  Not including "The Marriage Ref."

zong?

ZING!

ZING!

ZING!

In the year 2011 they decided to steal CDs?  Why didn't they try stealing something more valuable, like dryer lint?

You ran that ass into tha ground!

Boom.  Done.

Wait i'm not supposed to wear Sketchers now?

So what you're saying is it's just like "Blood Meridian" except told from the perspective of Judge Holden, adds necromancers, and also it sucks.