When will the Six Feet Under reviews return, Teti? Come on now.

Would any network pick Hannibal up already?
I mean it isn't a Deadwood like situation where you need dozens of actors, it technically only needs Dancy and Mikkelsen. And more importantly it is one of the most critically acclaimed shows right now. So why is that it took barely some time for The Mindy Project to be…

She was amazing in The Dirty Picture.

Jon Hamm and Christopher Meloni facing off? FUCK YEAH!

Bender: Jealous? [picks up Robo-Puppy.] Not while I have the love of Robo-Puppy here. Robo-Puppy, lick my cheek.

Fry: He's so cute! He can do two things at one time: Eat and swim. Ooh, three things!

"They called me crazy for building this ark."

Zoidberg: Strange: Why would Nixon, an awkward, uncomfortable man, suddenly throw a party, one of the most social events imaginable? [snaps claws.] It's a trap, is why! They're going to deactivate all the robots! [No one reacts.] I don't hear any gasping.
Leela: We all figured that out.

Perhaps the most heartbreaking moment of "Jurassic Bark" was 'Fry and Seymour ruined this sidewalk'
or Fry crying over how he lost Bender his best friend
or the moment before the montage where Fry decides to let Seymour go since he lived his full life
and of course the final montage.
I am a first time watcher and I can…

At least he is gaining importance in the books with Davos searching for him. In the show his role right now seems minimal.

*Ser Fights-Sexism-A-Lot.
Yes I still agree with grammarian ways of Stannis Baratheon.

Yes and fuck the haters.

Wait if the last two episodes are the ones that really start diverging from GRRM's books then what will be the first 8 episodes be from the material that hasn't been touched by the show ? 8 hour long travelogues of Brienne? 8 hours detailing conquests of Greyjoys? Or worse, 8 hours in Dorne with 5 new sand snakes?

Ah, let's just keep watching

Well, uh, that depends what's on.

If you don't mind me asking do you have an archive of these just waiting to be used for a particular review?

I don't condone what Dr. Zoidberg did but I'll fight tooth and nail for his freedom to do it. Or I would if I hadn't lost my teeth and nails on Mars and Saturn respectively.

As a first time viewer I also thought that "Bender Should Not Be allowed on Television" was screamingly funny(Qbert's scene notwithstanding) while "A Taste Of Freedom" felt weaker. I feel that Zoidberg is fantastic in small parts but weakens the episode if he is the main focus.

Do your worst, you sea devils! I'll make my stand with Ol' Freebie. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!
[The Palace crushes him with a giant claw.]
My spirit!

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