Jon totally got Ceasered.

"I used to take a tampon, soak it in grain alcohol, and insert it into my rectum. That got me high, Richard. But not half as high as the drug you just gave me. A second chance.”

The season has been kinda uneven. I loved the first 5 episodes but the 6th episode with it's Dorne storyline and final scene was perhaps the worst episode of the show. The 7th one started to reverse some of the problems,the 8th one was perhaps the best episode of the whole show and I am still reserving my judgement of…

I personally prefer season 2 or season 5 but good god The Office at it's peak was easily some of the best comedic television ever and no amount of shitty seasons can ever reverse that.

I get why some people hated it but I loved the first season and I am excited for it's return.
At it's best it proved to be one of the best meditations of dealing with grief and at it's worst it was still compelling.

I know I shouldn't judge before seeing the movie but I wish they would have chosen anybody else other for this role other than Benedict Cuminhisownhand.

Maybe that's why so many celebrities are dying? To herald the coming of the the heirs to snark O'Neal throne into this world?

The AV Club
Murder and mayhem, standard procedure!

Also the awards for the orphans were amazing-
"Often Seen in the Background of News Spots"
"Diligent Flosser"
"Has Tasted Every McDonald's Sandwich"
"Successfully Switched from Heroin to Methadone".

Honey, that thing was ruined the minute it went on you

The A.V. Club
Remnants of old discarded Macy's parade balloons, Underdog's groin, Bart Simpson's left ear and right shin, Garfield's owner Jon's forehead.

The AV Club
Dank pit of sewage

Look, I'm sure we're all a little unclear on how anyone gets pregnant. So, Kif, pray explain. And don't spare the dirty words where appropriate.

This time I'm calling for the death penalty. And not just because I'm running for re-election as Supreme Mutant.
Mutants: [chanting]Four more years! Four more years!

It's a spaceship, damnit, not a prom limousine!
If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome

Jesus, 3 celebrities in a row?
We are on a streak now people.

Uuughh….. Kate was the worst for coming in between them.

"That's for taking the kid off the raft" along with "I saved you a bullet!" has to be one of the best one liners in television history.

Man that little smile Charlie gives to Desmond when he is drowning always devastates me.Just so heartbreaking.
And Giacchino's music is on the show has it's best display here

Fox doesn't have a lot of love left for him due to the bus driver incident but by god was he fucking amazing here and and in the series finale.