This did it, for me at least. You ARE the real Cookie Monster. And I love you.

He could cram a piece in there, see what sticks.

I don't hate Elmo. I like him less than say, Grover or Telly because I find his voice obnoxious.

This thread added to my weird intellectual/wizard's crush on The Archmage.

HOLY SHIT, that WAS her in Denver. It's weird when a childhood crush reasserts itself as an adult crush without knowing the connection.

The first time I saw Firefly I was all like, "Is that the chick from Cleopatra 2525?" What a terrible show that was. Also Cleo was totally hotter than Sarge. REPRESENT.

Fun fact: Kevin Sorbo was born in Mound, MN. Mound then named a small park after him. Sorbo Park is a beautiful but sad place for children to play.

Right?

I read this as 'Editor Nocakes', and it made me think of a sad little man crossing out photos of cakes in magazines in a sad little room.

Ruffalo was so the tits in Zodiac.

And he was like, OKAY as Dr. Henry McCoy.

Old Bill Murray looks like my grandpa. Which makes me like my grandpa more than I did when he didn't look like Bill Murray.

"No Children" by The Mountain Goats. Yup.

If I remember correctly, his spelling was MUCH better.

Yeah. You're pimping your blog here. Whether or not it's related to what we're talking about doesn't matter. Just like… stop.

A 450-word wall of text about fucking Glee THAT CENSORS THE WORD SHIT. I mean come on.

Wait, a chicken stuffed with ham and cheese is UNappetizing? Now I've heard everything!