i haven't watched the simpsons in 20 years, and i don't plan on rewatching the seasons before that. a time and a place…you can't go home again…eat my shorts!

"the ejaculatory force of the eye."

going to mix up my cliches, no more "to each his own," "different strokes," "it's all relative," etc.; i will now say "building his own moat, eh?"

you're thinking of Great Job, Internet!

Luzzem!

bobbymyseh!!

mouse: guy mariano

come hell or high water?

you have a strong marriage.

i really enjoy his stories on the juggalos, etc.

"You won't believe how unrealistic these celebrities' merkins look at the olympics 10 years later."

because non-drawn naked women?

pictured on the right: Great Job, Internet!

heh, everyone knows that there's no sex once you get your state partner license.

someone told me today that if i got botox injections into my armpits i wouldn't sweat there for two years. click here to find out more.

uhhh, most dudes straighten their pubes in this day and age.

and mercyful fate.

http://kickassclassical.com…

Yanni
Kenny G
John Tesh
Chris Brown

sigh, i guess joe doesn't drive 69 after all.