whoa, ira glass, i'll pledge!!

he ac's brother?

not getting malware was my pc's vietnam.

HAHAHAH, there's hope!

my sons beat the crap out of each other every day, and probably will never speak again once the older one moves out, happy?

just like my grandfather's sex drive!!

"21," eh? That's obviously an American name.

the carpet matched the drapes too.

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!"

in the school's defense, this was the cutout of arnold:

*it only took 5 of bob's joke writers to come up with the above post*

dunkirk never happened, it was just a lie promulgated by a little girl who had no understanding of routine military…drills.

wow, your pun just gave me an election.

the bums…have won.

*stabs eye without the cork*

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

what's castro's net worth? :p

do they draft mascots?

My five-year-old, on first encountering Trump on TV, "who is that guy?"

rise above