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heh heh heh

"The Self-Closing of the American Mind"

synergy…

synergy…

i want my fictional characters to all be just as lovable and wonderful as me, dammit!!!!!

conde nast traveller meets the juggalos, sigh.

You obviously haven't seen a post-Tina Brown issue of The New Yorker.

wait till you try 'hate-marriage.'

in communist russia georgian accents mangle you.

i'm mocking feather obsessed commentors across all internet dinosaur commenting. i didn't watch the trailer. i have three small children. i will see this film 100s of times. why bother with the trailer.

yep yep

*WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FEATHERS????!!!!!*

NOW you see what happens when you…

*pictures a bald haley joel osment as charles francis xavier*

S.P.H.I.N.X.!

there's no 'e' in vladimir nabokov, cliffy.

the term.

"long take"