I know! And they have a ton of really fun players to watch (Atkins is a monster). But most importantly, Giovanni Bernard is super adorable.

I'm in a ME-Boston relationship. It's not so bad if you're willing to make the occasional time commitment, even if it potentially screws something else up. In my experience, it's all about finding ways to stay an active part of their life without physically being beside them that often.

Seconded

Hard Knocks has me irrationally excited for all things Bengals related.

Where are the parts of Florida with soul?

Miami is private, and therefore cannot sully Florida's proud state system. UF and FSU do all our sullying, thank you!

I was about to point out that Chum is a real highlight of the album. And I certainly don't mean to bash him to hard, I actually really like parts of the album. It's just a little incoherent at times and that contrasts with how focused his rhymes tend to be. I'm definitely looking forward to how he matures.

Listening to NIN may also make you hurt yourself.

My problem with the album is the way Earl shies away from ever saying anything and defers to the voices of his friends. As far as rhyming goes, Earl is about as solid as it gets at cramming imagery together in really interesting ways. However, a ton of his songs will be upset by 2 minute stretches of Tyler or whoever…

In my mind, Frank Ocean isn't really part of Odd Future. I like it better that way.

It's still 2006 in Eminem's mind.

It's kinda like an internship, or a temp job. Stick around for a few months, then move to something on NBC and bounce around until something stable appears.

Did anyone else read Salon's recommendation of this show? I really have no idea who writes their reviews. They said the Canyons was good! The Canyons!!

NERD!

Selma Hayek in Till Dusk Till Dawn/Dogma.

It was a mix of my bloated sense of American importance and the 2 bottles of wine I had imbibed. I didn't mean to offend.

I'll blow off all my classes to rob banks with you.

My dad was heartbroken when that happened. I feel your pain.

That sounds amazing. I'll definitely use that to silence my self-loathing tonight.

I would have gone with Attack Womb.