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Why must television characters always take off their masks while they are still playing paintball? THAT IS DANGEROUS!

Fusco's story had me in stitches, especially when he went with double handguns 

TV and Movies continue to teach me that in order to get extra go's (presumably for free) with a high class escort at the escorts behest you have to be a highly trained killer…

Well Chandler was doing a better job than Ross until he (Chandler) got married so I don't see how Chandler was the loser. Especially since he gets to sleep with Monica for the rest of his life

she posted in threads from time to time on r/community

Hazel was by no means flawless, she watches Americas Next Top Model!

Hazel was by no means flawless, she watches Americas Next Top Model!

He still never touched first base…

He still never touched first base…

He never touched first base, I don't believe the score can count until he does so

He never touched first base, I don't believe the score can count until he does so

Mindy went to the Dwight Schrute school of fake news items.

Mindy went to the Dwight Schrute school of fake news items.

Just a fantastic Schmidt episode

Just a fantastic Schmidt episode

I try to forget that episode ever happened…

I try to forget that episode ever happened…

I felt this was a pretty weak episode (by parks standards). I usually like Eagleton storylines but this one just felt flat to me (except for a couple of lines). And there was a criminal lack of DJ Roomba…

I felt this was a pretty weak episode (by parks standards). I usually like Eagleton storylines but this one just felt flat to me (except for a couple of lines). And there was a criminal lack of DJ Roomba…

Favorite Schmidt euphemism (I forget the wording) was about the troll including the line "answer me these riddles 3" or something to that effect. So great