Jezebel would kill all of us

I HATE IT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OK IM BORED OF WAITING FOR THIS TO END! JUST KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!

NO!

if we keep commenting in this thread, it wont go away!

Milpool

I'll be in the car, dudes!

I can't wait until all of the archive articles are imported into Kinja with broken formatting and links that go nowhere

Holy shit thats fucking hilarious.

Its just too gloomy over here

Welp, I'm gonna go masterbate

You're cured!

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I have a few random top comments on articles for dumb jokes I didn't even think would get a lot of votes

Steamboat Willy did it way before that

I've been commenting daily for almost 4 years and its not even close

Mine is very mediocre

Kinjacalypto

Turns out we hate Kinja more