Not to speculate on two celebrities I've never met, but I wonder if Pratt's career exploding recently contributed to this. It's probably hard being married with such a busy schedule

He did once blame 9/11 for giving him an eating disorder from the anxiety it caused… This was in like 2010…

That sounds like a threat

I dont know what VSCO is, but count me out!

Sometimes I think Jaden Smith willed himself to live from a mystical void in another dimension and just chose Will Smith as a host body.

But seriously, can ANY couple in Hollywood make it these days!?

It doesnt even include access to Simpsons World? LAME

I still offhandedly think the 90's were ten years ago

You want me to… jerk off on your lawn?

That greasy, fake-char flavor in their burgers is what completely turned me off of BK. It doesn't taste natural

I was five years old in 1997. I can pretty much only remember playing Mech Warrior 2 and drinking Ecto Cooler

1997: The year the 90's died

Would you like some sauces with that?

Burger King is pretty much complete garbage. I used to like them. Recently they've just been serving shit. And this is coming from someone who really likes Arby's…

Ehh, why not

His facial expressions alone should get him an Emmy nod

I wasn't too big on ten years later until the last three episodes. Those episodes are so good/stupidly insane

I'm pretty drunk and that sounds horrible

I kinda liked it. But Pratts character was irredeemable after what he did…

I've had good luck with Verizon for awhile now