I used to do social media like this but for a much smaller company. I don't know why people choose to argue with brands on Twitter. They aren't going away and they're very easy to ignore if you don't like it. Sandwich of Farts can fuck off.

Eww

*throws half empty can of Bud Light at the low brass section*

Hey! I can finally be a classical music nerd on this site! Handel was a pretty cool dude. He had a pretty good ear for making things sound "of the season" if that makes sense.

Even better, it will wipe out all of civilization!

Unless someone is making a Batman Beyond movie, I don't care anymore.

Heyyoooooo!

"Marvel's Gauntlets of infinity and the war about that infinity gauntlet" was a terrible name

We're in those dog days of Summer where nobody knows what month it is and we're all too sweaty to care

And big gauntlets!

I'm sweating my pants off!

The scene in the diner is just pure comedy.

Hey, at least we all know Infinity War will be the most successful movie of all time

Studio execs have the supernatural ability to detect when audiences clap after a major motion picture

I think it was a little too close to Guardian's 2.

It's like a flat calzone

I played the Splatoon 2 splatfest trail on Saturday. It was insanely fun. Team ice cream rules!

They're very necessary. That is, if you don't feel like pizza, but still want to ingest the ingredients of pizza

I ate a calzone

I saw baby driver. It was good but there was a guy next to me who kept laughing way too hard at everything. I wanted to punch him.