And I think there's absolutely a place in a review for arguing against the positions put forward in the piece of art (which, again, sounds ludicrious in discussing a Roland Emmerich movie but just got with me here), but it becomes problematic when the opinions on a piece's subject matter causes the reviewer to maybe…

Man, last time I kill a rival chemist for you.

Fair, but isn't it possible a controversial topic like this one could automatically disqualify a film's other merits within the mind of a reviewer who feels strongly about the subject matter.

I'm sure this really IS terrible because it's from Roland Emmerich, but this review hardly seems objective. Don't know enough about the anti-Stratfordian movement to really comment one way or another, but the vitrol against it should have little to do with how this film is judged.

Also, kind of disappointing the real Elton John didn't return to talk about getting blowjobs from a women.

The fact that the vegan kid died from drowning without his lifevest was just plain great.

Oh I get it. Like a single-file line.

You even think that long? I feel like it's been a week tops.

I don't know. Rose Madder or something?

Yeah, that's where my reservations come from. He's awful on it.

I'm a pretty unabashed Nick Kroll not-quite-H8R-but-I-don't-get-why-people-think-he's-so-great, but his jelly and crackers song was amazeballs.

He also guest-starred once though, and that's a debt that can only be repaid with constant references to his FF viability/

Agreed. Some of the comments during the premiere were painful as a FF fan. Like Kate Aselton goes "Oh great, now I have a kicker" sarcastically is obviously true, but just laid on so thick.

Remember when Dawkins fucked a tranny?

Well SOMEONE keeps egging my mom's house.

The Greek isn't even Greek, though.

What an obvious oversight.

Obviously things turn out okay (or relatively okay), but Toy Story 3 messed me up pretty bad as an adult, so I can only imagine it as a kid.

The thing is, the movie was supposed to be about the last exorcism that the Reverend had intended to perform. It just didn't turn out that way.

Well not only that, Badass Badlan, but more often than not we saw Hector and Gus meet in a common area with lots of other patients around.