I'd go with George Costanza

Interesting guy
Moreso in this interview than others, I can almost hear his voice as I read his part.

WHIP isn't really that great of a pitching stat. FIP is the way to go.

I always kind of got the impression that Spangler is a little bit aloof. I thought they were going to imply Alzheimer's or something but that never developed.

But here's the thing, was Qateb's attack a suicide mission? He carried out other attacks in the past, so WAS this his last hurrah? They implied that but I'm not so sure.

Bunting
is stupid except late in the game when you desperately need 1 run.

Hardly.

I still always get a kick out of Schur's production company logo shown at the end of Parks and Recreation is Fremulon Insurance.

Stop using the word "connect"!

Yeah but it led to the funny joke in the Behind the Laughter episode when they listed him (Butch Patrick) as one of the "trendy guest stars" the show had increasingly relied upon. So it's okay.

Regional humor!

Hiding your expensive porn habit from loved ones?

Now it's Jesse's turn to list some trailers:
1.) Red Eye - Great play on all the lame romantic comedy trailers with a nice twist. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Which makes you feel older?
Alicia Witt playing the mother of a teenager on Friday Night Lights or Gretchen Mol playing the mother of a man in his early 20s on BE?

So
Kevin said "circus" when he meant to say "circuits" right?

There's a Cubs prospect named Kenneth Trey McNutt.

Schadenfreude
Sean, we get it. You really like that word. But you don't need to use it in every 5th Newswire article.

I'm with Kimstaff

I hope these friends have Nielsen Boxes.

Kill me
I have the unfortunate part time job of selling fragrances at Macy's and if there's any motivation to find a better full-time job, it's this.