Mark Cohn died by stake to the head or something like that I think

No you're thinking of The Band. Buffalo Springfield has that other song

I'm pretty sure it is just spider bites.

Does anyone else feel ridiculous when holding their ipad up to there ear to answer a phone call? I think a handle would have been helpful.

An owl - you have a very apt eye for that kind of thing. I loved it.

"a less hard-hitting USA Today"
Parade?

thx yrfatma

Birthday Boy is genius STOP

Cooley Solo Album
Could be brilliant. What his songs have lacked on quantity on the last two albums sure have made up for in quality.

seriously badass, where was he when he got bit by a spider carrying a flesh eating disease? Backstage at Ozzfest?

Regardless of his lack of talent as an actor or comedian, I can't help but love watching this train wreck. I find it a beautiful thing. He's embracing who he is (an overpayed, worthless talent) and giving us all the middle finger, basically saying if you're going to pay me tens of millions per year I'm going to…

you're and oxymoron

Die Hard-on.
It's a little over 4 hrs

I thought I already saw DH5
Although it was confusing when the lead actors switched characters in the middle.

I don't know anything about this…
…But that is a lot of consonants to start a name, SCHKLair.

I will now forever refer to him as Justin Biber [sic]

one hell of a phot0-shop job! Or does she have to moonlight as a waitress at a family mexican restaurant?

snaggle tooth and all

O'neal - why you jumping down all the commentaters' throats today….not getting any on Valentines this year?

Vanessa Bayer's Miley Cyrus Show is one of the funnier skits recenty…oh, ok the ONLY moderately funny skit….like, that's pretty cool y'all.