You are wrong. And your mother's a whore. Sorry, that's the way things go.

I can easily be a huge Kanye fan. I love his hip hop production and think he's a passable rapper. I hate his R&B production and his terrible autotuned singing. I think adoring 75% of his work makes me a fan (even higher if you count stuff like Blueprint). As far as his ego, I like the spectacle like jumping on stage…

Wow
As a huge Kanye fan, I feel like this album was almost tailored to ensure I'd never pick it up. Drawing heavily from 808s? Check. Live versions of 808s? Check. A format that lets Kanye talk about his favourite subject (himself, duh) for half the time? Check.

Really, dude?
I'm sure there is some good stuff in here. But lord knows I can't see it through the mile deep layer of douche and smarm. "They're harder to watch, even for people who've spent a lot of time immersing themselves in cinema history","For those rusty on their ancient theology", a million other examples.…

Eh, SNL is still a show striving for a national audience. Cracking jokes about Jeff Zucker is only for nerds like us who do the whole inside baseball thing. SNL wimped out, but referring to NBC as a whole instead of specific people is really the only way to go.

The comment was mostly about overhyping. CYHSY and Tapes N' Tapes are both adequate bands that were hailed as the second coming. Newsom is utter shit, tho.

Look, I got a metal face now! Like my great-great-great grandfather! From the beginning of the movie! Remember?

Remember when they were trying to convince us that her yelping while strumming a harp was not only music, but good music? Those were the days. I bet her, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, and Tapes n' Tapes hang a lot.

Snob parody
I've heard in multiple places VW is parodying the snobbish high class culture everyone makes fun of them about. But fuck their humour must be dry as the fucking Sahara, cause I can't tell how they are different than any other preppy assholes. Other than making sorta OK music.

Slaughterhouse was always better as a concept. The execution leaves a bit to be desired.

Yes, I am sure the early 80s ad campaign for CD is why all the articles are named the same thing. Of course.

Perfect Sound Forever
Audiophiles are lucky Pavement named that EP that. Or else what would unoriginal people use for their books/articles?!

Yeah, Cera was not complicit at allll.

That he is promoting a damn movie and taking a picture with a member of the hot show of the moment is what people promoting movies do. It isn't that funny or strange. Shut up, internet.

Aw, the mental picture of him and his Kindle in bed together is kinda sweet. "You understand my needs, Kindle. Like no one ever has before."

Cause it still is a dumb fucking gimmick. Never has there been a film improved it. Don't even try to sell me on that WOW expansion pack the world is flipping out over.

Fuck this
3D is a conspiracy by nerds to make attractive people like me wear dumb glasses like they have to.

Yeah, I honestly prefer my Gacy to be young and strapping. It's sad to see him let himself go.

I am twenty. And I know all these songs. Cause I go outside and interact with humans. It is a terrible habit I am trying to break.

Lindsey was already a fucking god to me when it comes to music. But now I like to imagine him as an all around awesome guy, always getting bumped but laughing about it at the end of the day.