How dare you, sir.

How dare you, sir.

Who thought it was a good idea to make a comedy where Eddie Murphy can't talk? 

Who thought it was a good idea to make a comedy where Eddie Murphy can't talk? 

hard to believe now, but there was a time when the alternate ending of Dante getting shot and killed in the original film seemed like a really bad idea.

hard to believe now, but there was a time when the alternate ending of Dante getting shot and killed in the original film seemed like a really bad idea.

I had hoped from the title that this would be about the time John Lovitz and Pauly Shore got into a fist fight on a MTV Beach House Live. I swear it happened. I saw it. Surely I can't be the only one! It's like the holy grail of videos in my life.
(Sigh)
The quest continues….

I had hoped from the title that this would be about the time John Lovitz and Pauly Shore got into a fist fight on a MTV Beach House Live. I swear it happened. I saw it. Surely I can't be the only one! It's like the holy grail of videos in my life.
(Sigh)
The quest continues….

"A deeply disturbed politician and Weekend Update guest who inadvertently betrays a lifetime of sordid deeds and deep dysfunction every time he opens his mouth."

The description of that Senator Tim Calhon sketch is nothing like what I saw in that clip.
It sounded much funnier than it was. Then again, you made Brothers Solomon sound much funnier than it was. I agree with whoever was co-hosting with Roper that week "I wanted to punch this movie in the neck."

I remember Eddie Murphy hosting SNL and asking the crowd "How many of y'all saw Best Defense?"
The crowd goes wild.
EDDIE: Now there's a movie that sucked real bad. But if you saw all the money they were offering you'd have done Best Defense too. I'm looking at the script saying "I can't do this, this script is…

Oh, come on!! I'm with you if you wanna call Murphy's recent script choices lazy, but to call the man lazy as an actor and then conveinently leave out THE NUTTY PROFESSOR because it would weaken your point, well, that's a little offensive. Eddie Murphy may be a lot of things but you cant call a man lazy when he's…

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