Bug Eyes and One-Eye might go a little like this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

See, now Bashir would fit right into the Cliff Claven role, and O'Brien makes a good Norm.

Now, this is more like it!

And here's to you, Female Odo
The Prophets love you more than you will know (woah woah woah)
Warp Factor Three, Female Odo
The Great Link holds a place for schemes that play
(Hey hey hey… hey hey hey)

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Hey!  I managed a Like!  I don't know how, but it worked… in that one little case.

So perfect.

That Like button just taunts me so

Man, remember when we complained about "like"s?

While this is true, there's also a very strong tendency of humans to create rituals when necessary, including on the spot.  It doesn't bother me, though I don't think it's an "ancient" ritual as much as something they started doing to improve morale.

Five strips of latinum, and I can cut the audio feed!

Wait, if you're Cardassian, doesn't "flirty" mean you're bickering and taking us to task for everything?

Actually, I thought she did say she'd done enough Trill weddings already…

Okay, people.  Saying "Transformers 3 did it first" is your clearest indicator.  Seriously.

Nobody bats a thousand.  There's always a few clunkers.  The career average, though, is way way high.

You mean, they don't understand the concept of "sympathetic characters?"  Yeah, I can see that.

Thanks, Lurky!  I'm appreciative!  :)  And happy belated to you, as well!

"ONE OF" the resident Bashirophiles.

WE CANNAE TWERK ANYMORE, CAPTAIN!  THE BUTTOCKS, THEY'LL BLOW!

Everything I bother to read on here is on hiatus.  Fuck.