If he's Chipotle, he should probably be a nothingburrito.

Speed of Plot.

MIND BLOW!

He's very fond of archaic turns of phrase, obviously.

K'Ehleyr!

The chatter about future episodes is gradually winnowing away, so less and less need for spoilers!

Spicoli, I like this interpretation… as I'm sure YOU do, as well… [knowing nod, enigmatic smile]

And I'm saved by Klingons riding a Craftsman.

BALLS nasty!

FakeBashir is good, but I'm trying to promote Bashangeling.

Who'd want to?

Man, I need to join someone's entourage.  Being a professional friend is so right up my alley…

Well, I see it more as "Damn, another chair shattered when my groin brushed it.  Maybe I should look into reduction surgery… NAH!"

If I recall, it was "Move Along Home."

I really hope he takes a bow at the end of this series.  He deserves all the applause we can muster.

We are unusually protective of our dear reviewer.  It's a unique development, as far as I know, among these comment boards.

I literally chuckled when I saw those all-caps in the review…

"What does a space station need with a lawn?"

Can we at least confirm he's got some good stuff to look forward to?

Yeah, time is mutable.  Sometimes the events of an episode supposedly take weeks or months of in-story time, but we gloss over that in a montage (building the sailship, for example).  The uniform is a clue, but we've already seen that not everyone wears the new uniforms at all times, and so it's possible Bashir could…