imbo = "in my boner's opinion"?

Yeah. Andrea was probably the biggest snooze for me in the premiere, but for some reason she gets cuter the more the island takes away her porcelain-doll sheen.

As would be expected after the tribe swat, I thought there were some pretty good character moments this week.

Man, I'm almost as bad at this as I expect to be at March Madness.

When Phillip said that "college educated" comment, I thought he meant that he also wasn't college-educated. But no, apparently it was just some narcissistic aside.

Would "the woman" have been any better?

Could Cochran actually win at all? He's actually my favorite Survivor of all time (mostly because he's Me) so I'd go nuts.

Is Dawn a Mormon?

It seems like they set up a reward challenge and then decided not to do it. That, or the piles of coconuts were just a decoy.

I actually remember Brenda dominating a matching challenge in her season as her shining moment. I think it works when the current characters require it.

19 degrees now, though! First day of spring!

I was actually wondering this episode if Malcolm is an aspiring actor, but if so, woo-ee.

His line to the effect of "I don't see myself penetrating that dynamic" made me (and everyone, it seemed) love him even more.

Whoa, yeah. A quick Google Image search reveals she's actually really pretty and charming. That's all costume design, right there.

Even if we had gone into an immunity challenge, I doubt Phillip could have thrown anything as well as Reynold.

I think once Eddie's gone I'll like Reynold a lot more. I just can't handle having dudebros still in the game.

I would still say Phillip is innocent. Playing an annoying game is not grounds for a rage-filled psychological breakdown.

DAT ASS when she stretched to the platform in the challenge. *end my pervy comment*

I'm Andy Richter.

Back during Conan's Tonight Show transition, I insisted that Amy Poehler should've taken over Late Night. She's probably better off having not done that, but still.