@avclub-db0c35ce2663c0e8c4b3f38642a49748:disqus Abi's vote is always the weird cursive scrawled as if on the wall of a padded cell

@avclub-db0c35ce2663c0e8c4b3f38642a49748:disqus Abi's vote is always the weird cursive scrawled as if on the wall of a padded cell

A couple weeks ago, I would've given it to Malcolm hands-down, but Penner is making a goddamn case right now.

A couple weeks ago, I would've given it to Malcolm hands-down, but Penner is making a goddamn case right now.

@CountBulletsula:disqus I think in that case, you simply convince Abi that she's going to win, you're her number two, and YOU need to bring a goat to the final three so you "have a chance." That way you dictate whom she allows to join, which just so happens to be YOUR number two.

@CountBulletsula:disqus I think in that case, you simply convince Abi that she's going to win, you're her number two, and YOU need to bring a goat to the final three so you "have a chance." That way you dictate whom she allows to join, which just so happens to be YOUR number two.

Totally agree. Also, not insightful, but: "Pete's a power-crazed weirdo and Artis is as useless as two tits on a bull" made me spit out my water all over my bed.

Totally agree. Also, not insightful, but: "Pete's a power-crazed weirdo and Artis is as useless as two tits on a bull" made me spit out my water all over my bed.

@avclub-c7684d43035cba8fe351d14a41209dc5:disqus one of the most impressive challenge strategies I can recall. Was it Penner, too, who came up with the idea to toss his idol first during that jousting challenge?

@avclub-c7684d43035cba8fe351d14a41209dc5:disqus one of the most impressive challenge strategies I can recall. Was it Penner, too, who came up with the idea to toss his idol first during that jousting challenge?

Penner's behind-the-back slam of that piñata-pot was epic.

Penner's behind-the-back slam of that piñata-pot was epic.

But then doesn't every parent just get mad that someone else brought their baby into the theater?

But then doesn't every parent just get mad that someone else brought their baby into the theater?

I can't help but wonder what the season would be like right now if Matsing hadn't imploded. All these crazy and/or awful players like Abi, Pete, and Artis would — in any other season — have been voted out during the early days rather than now, when they've already made it to the jury.

I can't help but wonder what the season would be like right now if Matsing hadn't imploded. All these crazy and/or awful players like Abi, Pete, and Artis would — in any other season — have been voted out during the early days rather than now, when they've already made it to the jury.

Yeah. If Malcolm or Denise gets voted out before Pete, I'll be really upset.

Yeah. If Malcolm or Denise gets voted out before Pete, I'll be really upset.

But a smart player would start taking out everyone but the Three Awfuls, since any one of them is an ideal player to take to the end.

But a smart player would start taking out everyone but the Three Awfuls, since any one of them is an ideal player to take to the end.