Bet she wont be smiling
when she realizes her watch has been stolen

Thesee werent even jet packs, more like huge leaf blowers.
I got the impression that if you went over 8ft the cable would get pulled out of the wall socket

When did the newscasters..
become more important than the news they are covering?

But comparing George Bush to a fictional superhero who acknowledges his many failings yet still always tries to do the right thing? c'mon

And so begins….
…the sad decline of a once great institution. Thanks Rupert, you fucked something up again

How did SJP get to be arbiter of taste? As far as I can make out her show is a celebration of style over actual substance. And even within that context she was known for her "daring" (or "tasteless") wardrobe
I vote for the Elephant

Oh great!!
Another trip to gynotopia. My sex life has only just recovered from Sex and the City

Thats almost as ridiculous as……
worrying that fat people might get offended by the depiction of human beings in Wall-E

is there a way to…
edit or delete your comments once made?

ex-foliated hairy clams?

lets not forget…
he knowingly drugged, raped and sodomized a 13 year old. And he wants to be pardoned?

I think the term is Preaustus Lodix

because I am afraid that all my ideas would be co-opted by second rate starlets for their own clothing lines

Kneepads
Why would anyone add kneepads to their pants? I cannot think of any practical use for that…unless….unless
But in that case shouldn't the zipper be moved to the back? And a tramp-stamp viewing window added