Kind of creepy when you see her in the hallway at night, and the light flashes in her green eyes just so.

Or David Costabile. That would be good for about five minutes of mirthful self-satisfaction, at least.

I know it would never happen, but it would be great if they got Stephen Colbert to be the interim boss.

It'll be Kirstie Alley. And people will complain and insist (loudly, cantankerously) that it won't work, but the naysayers will one day eat those words with melted cheddar cheese and guacamole and sour cream and a piece of buttery cornbread to mop up the oil.

Twas the romance angle that sunk Invention of Lying. Man, Jennifer Garner was mean as fuck in that movie.

I think the prequels would actually be far worse on their own merits, because they don't have any reason to exist except to furiously fill in background details and expand on throwaway references from 4, 5 & 6. In that sense, they're kind of like one long, tedious flashback sequence.

Wait, so if the lesbian couple in TKAAR are "normal" and "might as well be heterosexual," does that mean it's normal for one member of a heterosexual couple to run off and have a gay love affair?

Just like Three Doors Down, right, with that Citizen Soldier video that used to run before movies a few years ago (HOLDING THE LIGHT FOR THE BLEEP BLOOP BLAH BLOP.)

I liked the shapeless jeans and huge fucking sweaters. It made it easy to tell the difference between the smart (or at least aspiring-smart) girls and the ones who looked like this:

Phantasmagoria.

Correction: founded by Puritans AND slave-owning planters who didn't want to pay their taxes.

So, what you're saying is, she's Bob Dylan.

@Penny Starr

What I remember about Tori Amos is the weird connection between her fans and NIN fans. Which isn't all that weird, I suppose, when you think about it: both Tori and Trent are talented musicians with embarrassing lyrics and a taste for over-the-top, convoluted themes. So you listen to The Downward Spiral, and your…

The women are shrouded in black. The children are crying. The men are howling and gnashing their teeth. SAVE US JAMES FRANCO.

Oswalt has the Hicks elitism (because that's what it is—not judging, I agree with most of it) in spades, but his stuff is also geeky and dense and surreal in a way that Hicks never was. The weirdness is disarming, I think, and it makes Oswalt a more entertaining and multidimensional comic.

So wait a minute. Lorenzo Music, who did the voice of Garfield on the old Garfield cartoon, voiced Peter Venkman? And then Bill Murray did the voice of Garfield in the Garfield movies?

It would have been a better ending the other way.

I liked the one where the Mac guy gets sucked into an infernal vortex at the end.

"So, just the occasional one then?"