Could be, you know, that self-awareness and mental illness don't necessarily have anything to do with each other, and that people who are generally prone to self-awareness will be more aware of and self-conscious about their psychological problems, while people who would tend to lack self-awareness anyway will just be…

Option three: psychosis. Nightmarish images of blue vaginas with teeth chomping down on a poor, starchy penis.

If you can eat twelve in one sitting, it is a cupcake. Also, you have diabetes.

Do replicants have caps on the back for adjusting the suction?

Some things you do for money, but some you do for love love love.

"I was bravely calling out"

I only like the Ugly Kid Joe version.

I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!

"only inasmuch as her records are selling out"

It's not anti-music if your shit is certified platinum. Then it's just popular music, for better or worse.

Plus, with the rice, you've just made lunch.

I don't think all eras are pretty much the same. Some phases of popular music have definitely been more ambitious than others, and we are clearly not in one of those phases right now.

Nickelback makes me want to listen to Buckcherry.

My Humps is the fucking worst. You expect that any song in which the BEPs attempt to make themselves culturally or politically relevant is going to be an abominable turd. But how do you fuck up sexy? It's not that difficult to write a sexy pop song. Look at a pretty girl, and then sing about her body in a way that…

I recognize it, but only vaguely. They definitely weren't around where I grew up (Mid-Atlantic / Southeast). Having said that, though, I feel like I've seen a lot Sinclair stations in movies, whenever the plot calls for a run-down gas station in the middle of the desert.

Goddammit. I had forgotten all about that stupid spot. Next you're going to make me remember Spuds MacKenzie.

I love the Charlie shows. I appreciate the little inconsistencies in his character, like the fact that he doesn't know the word "spa" but apparently knows enough about German to know that a "V" sound is spelled with a "W." Or the fact that he's barely literate but can still write (and direct) an entire musical. Or the…

Ha-ha, Williamsburg. Tricorne hats, etc.

Casablanca - Humphrey Bogart - Ingrid Bergman - B&W (SNORESVILLE) + Sam Worthington + Blake Lively + 3D =…

Will the kraken be released?