If this movie was called "When in the Mayan Tomb," then i might actually see it

I thought it read "Will Arnett is a magician"
And I got my hopes up. But, no.

I thought
This was an addition to that onion article from a couple of months ago. But then again most Apple products are ridiculous enough that they seem like a satire of themselves

have you heard? he has risen

Intellectual Property
Does "Max as sex fiend" or La Bamba count?

ughh….mynocks

Step 20: just get on the bus, Gus

The idea of JP prequel reminds me of a Patton Oswalt bit:
"did you like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park? Good. Well now you can see it as a little kid. And his mom dies and he's all sad and stuff"

yes to Tom Waits. He was the second best part of that movie. Oldman, however, is a badass. I'll see anything with either him or Denzel Washington in it so this is a go.

and says something along the lines of "enough of this kung fu shit," which is pretty hilarious once you get over the inital discomfort

Same thing here. It's all Conan, Colbert, Stewart, and a few Fallon fans, which I don't really get. Now if Conan could have the Roots on as his houseband, then that would be ratings GOLD I tell you.

Top Gun 2: Based on the Novel "Precious" by Sapphire

I will buy you expensive chocolate
If you help me load this couch into my van.

I've got the conch

he's from Sesame Street dumbass

Steven King
I've tried reading the first Dark Tower book 5 times now. I even bought the version with all of the pretty pictures to make it easier to get through. But I always stop at the same spot, say fuck it, and watch the Shining

what about books on the internet?!?! suck it google!

It might have just been Sherlock Holmes of the Caribbean
but hearing Jude Law's mustache say "ginger midget" still kicks ass

le squeakwal

Thanks Nabin
I really appreciate the your work for Club and your book. Avid reader of the site and I always look forward for more.