Liz will never escape from Jenna.

What's another year at this point?

It's not a huge advance on their first, but avoiding the sophomore slump this well is impressive enough!

But April already had her vervaine bracelet.

DWSTPTSD!!!! I've had that for awhile now.

DWSTPTSD!!!! I've had that for awhile now.

Well, at least he wasn't aiming at her when he exposed himself to John.

Well, at least he wasn't aiming at her when he exposed himself to John.

He didn't even know why he was killing vamps. Just to make his tattoo grow? He deserved death for what he did to April already.

He didn't even know why he was killing vamps. Just to make his tattoo grow? He deserved death for what he did to April already.

Plus: Werewolf!

Plus: Werewolf!

It was always a gothic soap; the gothicness was just more spooky New England shore village than vampires, werewolves and ghosts initially.

It was always a gothic soap; the gothicness was just more spooky New England shore village than vampires, werewolves and ghosts initially.

Though House of Dark Shadows totally messes up that beguiling frenemy dynamic between Julia and Barnabas by turning her into an insane harpy.

Though House of Dark Shadows totally messes up that beguiling frenemy dynamic between Julia and Barnabas by turning her into an insane harpy.

"… uninvited … "

"… uninvited … "

The more Dave is picked on, the cuter he is. Also, Alex's walk of shame in one of his V-neck Tees? Omigod.

The more Dave is picked on, the cuter he is. Also, Alex's walk of shame in one of his V-neck Tees? Omigod.