So…
Young Matthew Perry looked like Zac Efron? And Zac Efron will age into Matthew Perry?

LOLZ
Not to discount the validity of this being eerie and bizarre without the canned laughter, but wouldn't any sitcom minus its laugh track come off this way?

FOH
Friends of Humanity. They're headed by Graydon Creed.

The Kid
I really think they did a great job casting that kid. Sort of the Breaking Bad analogue to Dewey from Malcom in the Middle.

This may sound terrible . . .
But often while I've watched her on The Office, I would think to myself, "there's the girl who's intermittently tan." And now learning of her heritage . . . oh boy. I feel a fool.

Video
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Of all the songs to pick from U2's new album
"Unknown Caller" would not be my choice. Any attempts at merging Eno and U2's vision are sidelined by lyrics like "Force quit and move to trash" and "Restart and reboot yourself." Granted, this point about the lyrics was made in the article, but man, this is just abysmal.…

Still
Still making fun of Elvis? Eminem fetishizes him too much.

Who?
Who buys CDs anymore?

Skyler
Contrary to the above, Skyler is the first instance of me using the term MILF, whose origins disgust me. I feel like the actress had some work done, maybe around the lips, but I find her to be alluring, and those sex scenes aren't helping me otherwise.

And
I mean that, no sarcasm.

Typos
"or so he tell Jesse when"
"living him behind"
"And although he's rather see"

I'm sorry but I'm just addicted to realism. Dali is my anti-christ.

Escape from the hospital
Escaping a hospital the way Walt did was very unrealistic, especially given his case and the monitoring involved. That bothered me.

Viva Variety
Varierty (sp) has only one 'r'.

MORRISSEY!!!!!
I honestly think "Vauxhall and I" is the best album, overshadowed by the commercialism of "You Are The Quarry." "Vauxhall" is a mature Moz, lyrically brilliant and backed musically by the wonderful production of Steve Lillywhite. The emotion he brings to "Now My Heart Is Full" is unmatched in any other…

the horror
This is a sub karaoke performance. I'd rather have 8 babies and subsequently the world scorn me.