Such a power move.

Such a power move.

This week had the most depressing "Walt and Jesse Bonding Time" yet.

This week had the most depressing "Walt and Jesse Bonding Time" yet.

"Boy, everyone dies in this movie, don't they?"

"Boy, everyone dies in this movie, don't they?"

So Obama is turning into Carcetti, and Bane just killed Carcetti…uh oh.

So Obama is turning into Carcetti, and Bane just killed Carcetti…uh oh.

Or force Malia to chop his head off because of treasonous behavior.

Or force Malia to chop his head off because of treasonous behavior.

Oh, I think shortbreads are perfectly adequate cookies.  I just don't see how, in the universe of options that Girl Scout Cookies present, they could be someone's favorite.

Oh, I think shortbreads are perfectly adequate cookies.  I just don't see how, in the universe of options that Girl Scout Cookies present, they could be someone's favorite.

I know someone whose favorite Girl Scout cookie is Shortbread.  Anyone want to defend that person's decision?

I know someone whose favorite Girl Scout cookie is Shortbread.  Anyone want to defend that person's decision?

It's cool, I'll pay for it anyway.

It's cool, I'll pay for it anyway.

I refuse to acknowledge the sarcasm in this statement.  Taylor Townsend 4 life.

I refuse to acknowledge the sarcasm in this statement.  Taylor Townsend 4 life.

No! *Closes office door*

No! *Closes office door*