"Seriously; what am I doing with my life?"

Or the apt post-9/11 in despair one: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I didn't assume you stole it; I just thought it was funny that that was exactly how I described what a "car wash professional" was to "the invisible blowjob" a few days ago.

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Fraiser

It was run by my supervisors (not the owner), who were like mid twenties former high school athletes, and they hired all the high school students around the area who were connected to the main drug dealer in the area, and they would basically just take phone calls and transact business all day, as long as the owner…

It's like when I worked at Subway in high school, the owner of our franchise called us "sandwich artists". Little did he know, it was really (and I'm not kidding you) basically just a front for a massive weed and Oxy business once he left the building.

fuck you, every minute until next weeks episode of Breaking Bad.

That was just a man intentionally overriding the oppressive 'automatic spell check', for fear of his writing becoming more machine than man.

@avclub-3c23902822283144c09d87f123545c87:disqus  I would appeal to the fact that literally now also literally means figuratively, but you're right; it should read "it would be a waking nightmare".

*steps up to podium, clears throat*

There is a distribution of resources problem (compounded by the intentional frustration of essential technological advances by interested parties) more than a sustainability problem.

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Would you ask him if I can borrow his Deadwood DVDs?

I was backpacking with some friends, and we came to this campsite where someone had hung a half melted baby doll from a tree, which we of course kind of laughed at.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus A Serbian Film isn't a film; it's pure exploitation. It's a film in as much as porn is cinema.

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Who is denying them personhood? Are all stories required to meet a quota where there is equal time given to the characters who are women, even if that is not the story that is trying to be told?

I hear this sometimes and I think it's misplaced, and not only because of the misuse of the word misogyny (what you're describing is more paternalism and sexism than misogyny). Just because the women don't make a big 'ol scene or impose their power in the same way as the men, it is considered skewed towards men, which…