Elijah Wood as Aaron Paul.

Nah, it's when he says that to the sobbing Batman impersonator that he rivals Al Pacino in his ability to thunderously yell.

Your punishment must be more severe.

Dude, just tell your NPR friends that it is "masked theatre a la ancient Greece"; then you won't feel so bad about enjoying it.

Best Facebook update I ever saw: "I just realized that I consumed an entire box of ChocoTaco's, and it's before 9am. That may have been a poor decision."

Other gems:

"But I like the color brown. Oh, and I don't eat dairy. And I sure do like the color brown.  And pink.  Pink and brown. If I had to choose, pink would lose."

I have a general rule to not consume any product which in anyway reminds me of Vincent Gallo. Except Tetro, which was good.

Blue Bunny, on the other hand; they make tolerable ice cream if you stop in a small town and its sweltering heat and you just need something cold and thats all the towns single gas station has and it's half iced over and been there since 2006. Otherwise, it's aggressively  generic.

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus  , I wouldn't eat that Ice Cream if I were you.

Dyslexics of the world: Untie!

Sean Penn

That is not a tacky-bordering-on-creepy cynical money grab at all.

lol. I love who's.subject.to.more.persecution contests.

Good taste is objective. There is objectively bad music out there (Plain White T's). There is also objectively good music out there (Shabazz Palaces). If you like the former or dislike the latter you have objectively bad taste. It's science.

I love salmon. But I hate white bread entertainment.

*laughs because he is uncomfortable, looks around for others reactions…*

I'm just barking mad.

They both looked so ridiculous (not easy with Fassbender) when trying to use their powers though. McAvoy just made a rapist face and touched his head, and Fassbender looked like he was channeling Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.

Fassbender's Magneto played a big role in Shame.