HOORAY! My kids eat for a couple more years. Kidding, I don't have kids. I eat for a couple more years. Kidding, I don't eat…Anyway, good news just came in.

I was just in Eastern Europe. Though I AM Canadian, I still had to answer questions about just how much of a fuckwit Trump is. I mean I was asked constantly to weigh in on matters. Stick with Irish.

The history of the subject matter happened out of time sync? I DID NOT get that! When I finally clued in to what the title cards meant I DID say to myself " Oh, right. It's Nolan. Dude can't not fuck with time."

The movie makes it where he's doing dog fight maneuvres while gliding, Surely a risk assessment would say it's better NOT to land behind enemy lines when you know you have no support. I get that he did this because the movie made him do this, but I don't buy it as a real motivation for an actual pilot. Also, I love…

Charlie Brown's teacher? Is that you?

Deep cut joke….but I applaud it.

A hundred dollars, baby.

Four Solid points.

Reggie what the fuck? Still harbouring Urkel issues? Shit.

I agree with this….But it's also true that they DIDN'T have a job to do. Rylance went on his own (The of which, in one line of dialogue, may have been, "I'd rather fuck up my own boat than have the navy fuck it up")

The guy who burned up in the water was the scottish Resting Bitch Face dude who was in the last Star Wars movie…The movie made NO effort to distinguish who was who….(which I am not sure I laud or not….I'm still debating)

He's literally standing there by himself. He's got no communication and no one to order around. He has no authority over the civilian boats He's got no navy and clearly didn't help with loading the boats.(except for the one deaf kid who couldn't hear all the cheering and shooting and loading and shit)….He's just…

And that could mean ANYTHING. It doesn't describe anything, and lends itself to no single idea by itself. Linearly, it could mean "1 week ago, we hit the beach, a day ago, they sent the civilians, an hour ago, the planes went" And everything follows linearly. There's no information that leads to a fractured…

The french guy drowns in the Ridiculous Getaway Plan Boat. He somehow, though not shown how, gets tangled in (?) chains(?) and drowns…. The soundtrack said chains….I never saw any chains…..Revising: The French Guy gets drowned by Plot Devices in the boat. There was a guy, who I VAGUELY recognized from earlier, who…

RIGHT! I recognized the voice immediately…but dropped it for the rest of the story.

Are you high? He is one of the bunch that gets out in the Great Escape. He was the guy who spelled of Charles Bronson on Tom.

According to the kooky timeline, Bane might have been gliding for 30 seconds.

I liked it as a moment of this: Dad fakes out the shellshocked soldier, but clearly has no intention of turning around….He gives a nod to his son….The son construes it(As I DID) as "Lock the Dude Up." Kid misjudged his dad….also, the kid is not very knowledgeable on the boat he works on full time. Also, how's…

I agree. Branagh, and the guy from Master and Commander were very good as the Exposition Guys.

Strangely enough, I got that speech TWICE in my theatre, because I also got the Gary Oldman trailer delivering it. The speech IS inspiring…and every one of those soldiers knew they hadn't accomplished their mission, so would be going back…Dunkirk reframed their resolve! Civilians, in their YACHTS! came and saved…