no its GOTTA be something with Dennis Hopper spouting sweet sweet crazy madman talk. Blue Velvet or maybe the professor can pull up those old insane Sneaker commercials he used to do in the mid 90's that played off of his old Apocalypse Now character.

Begging—its not just a regional thing anymore!

you don't know he doesn't—he probably has a lot of time on his hands that he could use a project like this that could keep him occupied. God I know the feeling.

(classical music plays as Rolls Royce rolls down window)
Padron me sir…but do you have any vhs copies of Speed???

Video killed the kickstarter star?

Does the guy go nuts and try to hijack a subway train then?

As much as I wanna say something like "ohh they're perfect together" I can't in good conscience as a fan of the vhs format say that a person on heroin could fully enjoy the vhs experience.

I've said it before but a friend of mine says I should melt down my vhs tapes and fashion a throne from it the way they did the throne Game of Thrones out of melted swords.

I would laugh but it would be really mean to deny this guy something that nobody wants anyways!

ITS A HAMBURGER PHONE!!!!

don't forget Jeff Daniels, Joe Morton, and Alan Ruck (Oh Darn!)

when we die we find ourselves in this guy's living room watching Speed on an endless loop? I suppose I could think of worse afterlife alternatives.

He's truly been After Earth this entire time!

Statue of Liberty? Speeded.
Empire State Building? Speeded
Eiffel Tower? Speeded
Taj Majal? Oh you better believe that's a speeded.
Washington Monument? All signs point up for Speed!
Lincoln Memorial? 4 Score And 7 Years Ago—Our Forefathers Couldn't Stop A Bus From Going Over 50 Miles An Hour—Speeded!

Guzzizah my diznoofus.

well in his defense vcr's weren't as cheap or as widespread then?

I was actually thinking of just that. Seriously—-I was at a rummage sale back in the fall and there were scattered vhs tapes here and there—including Speed and its just its one of these movies that's I think guaranteed to be in every rummage sale that has a box of old vhs tapes hidden under a table across the united…

my friend bob sacamento doesn't think its so obscure!

Kristen Kruik sits in a rocking chair crying her eyes out that that show wasn't her ticket back to the glossy teen magazine covers she once graced.

she wrote a LOT of Newhart. Going thru the series via youtube last summer—her name kept coming up as the credited writer repeatedly. She was also a writer/producer on Get A Life as I remember her name being in the opening credits.