"Don't you hate pants???"

honestly the fact that they went to the trouble of securing narrating duties from somebody else who was famous is what's making me realize that this shit is ACTUALLY happening and not just happening in theory—or happening if they happen to get picked up—no its happening, this is for realz now. (WHY?!?!?!?!?)

Look for a guy who had never made a movie without Chris Tucker at that point in time—it was a perfectly cromulent film.

its at least in the fifty best films of the 90's zeitgeist at least. Does that count for something?

well this literally was a case where the fact that there was another film going to be made necessitated a book to be written instead of the other way around. I suppose it was brave of Harris to write the book and just hope for the best instead of letting a potential hack screenwriter muck with his chronology.

H Is For Hannibal!

yeah using his character in The Bridge to represent how nice he is seems odd when you know there were seven or eight years worth of Monk to back that up—unless of course you never actually saw Monk.

how can it be underrated—it literally won the highest honor a movie can achieve and people don't complain about how it did that years later! that's the ultimate right there!

yeah I could see what they were going for—but it all felt like a case of too much—I get that the only way they felt they could possibly top Silence was to really go for the gusto with all of it (and I realize a lot of this was Thomas Harris's fault for reeeeeaaaaalllyyy going for the gusto with his sequel novel) but…

saw it in theaters opening night and the sheer amount of laughter that greeted certain scenes I'm pretty sure doomed it as the mega hit Dino DeLaurantiis was hoping for.
I myself vividly remember cackling when Hannibal carves an H into a piece of fabric Zorro style to mark that he was there.

I gotta give Red Dragon credit for being at least watchable. I was kinda dragged to it by my dad the weekend it came out despite only having shrug worthy feelings about wanting to see it at best but my dad was super psyched over it so I went and it was slightly better than I imagined it being in all honesty. (I was…

well said.

SILENCE OF THE HAMS!
SILENCE OF THE HAMS!
SILENCE OF THE HAMS!
God I loved that movie when I was in junior high! I never understood why it wasn't given a theatrical release—-I mean its not good exactly but coming out in 1994—that shit would've made money! (well not a lot—but it would've made at least ten mil easy)

Francis Ozon has done some really out there movies in the past tho—there was that one about the giant flying baby—remember that one? Ricky!

Teeanger Hooookerrrrr Its Only Teenager Hooker
They're All HOOKERS!!! (bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ba-da ba-da ba-da ba-da ba-da baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cue violin solo!)

"Send Me An Angel…."
I kinda wish there would be a bad syfy movie now with the same name that was about a guy who was an actual exterminator of angels. I'd watch that! It can star Tom Arnold—I'd still watch it!

ehhh there's no "there" there. (I excitedly saw it in theaters too and even then I was kinda disappointed)

a good friend of mine used to work with a Turkish guy who always came on to women by bragging about how he was wearing red underwear. I don't know how often he scored or what his dental hygiene was like, but he must've been doing something right because why else would he continually brag about the color of his…

well try and double down on your next bet!

Forget about it Tyrannorabbit—- Its Chinatown.