ohmygod now I totally get the rise of Hitler—he was Germany's answer to John Ritter!!!! It all makes so much sense now!!!

the movie's gonna end with them all being devoured by their Great Dane and turned into CGI animated dog turds apparently. OH THAT WACKY MARMADUKE!

hey i'll see anything that tom selleck is in damnit! I like magnum! (I think I've sat through if not every episode of Blue Bloods then at least the vast majority of them at this point)

she can be two things!

Like, you can't own a pigeon man….pigeon gotta be free!!!!

Can anyone here tell me if Surviving Jack is worth watching? I actually havn't seen it yet and I was wondering if anyone here has?

they should upgrade to do some star wipes as well.
(and star wipe_)

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there. that's a pretty arbitrary rating. feel better?

ohmygod the pta is disbanding!!!! ahhhh!!!! (jumps out window)

hey it beats hedgehog the sonic!

hey it beats being insufferably mild!

In Soviet Union Warren G Harding Kills YOU!

yeah holy shit am I not a hipster—I know because I know actual honest to goodness hipsters and hipster wannabes and I can honestly say from experience that I cannot fit into their circles even if I tried! (they keep rejecting me because all I wanna talk about is old Denzel Washington movies—remember The Mighty Quinn?…

as did I, it wasn't til after he was ruled wrong that i realized that wasn't actually the name of the novel!

does it make me uncool that I have zero idea what this is even referencing???

I gotta be honest—I'm not entirely sure if I saw the 2nd one or not. I think I might have when it first started making the rounds on abc family—but now I honestly can't remember—that's probably not good—but on the bright side my sister owns the dvd of the first one. I should ask her if she ever got the 2nd one cause…

I own it! (also its on AMC frequently enough or was) Its got Scarlett Johansson AND Doug E Doug in it!!! (And Scarlett's not even the female lead—the female lead was Kari Wurher—The Rural Juror!!!)

you should go back and try and check out that last season sometime—the ending was very cute, and I liked how every character felt more real and less of a stereotype as the show went on. Actually I thought the entire last season was all right—they did a pretty good job in general—don't know why ABC was so quick to end…

I literally just saw one of the two narrative features he directed last week at MOMA—they were having a series of screenings of random films set in Vienna and his 2006 film "Slumming" was one of them and its funny because I was trying to tell my dad about this guy and how he's primarily known for docs just last week!
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"Justin Long plays my boss" is KILLING me right now. Really really good stuff Battlecar!