does that mean the 5 second rule would be in full effect? cause i would totally eat any peanuts that happened to fall near her.

is it me or does Frank Booth have pretty much the same outfit as King Koopa from Super Mario Bros The Movie???

I'd go with Salieri instead. Mozart would totally steal any chick you've been steadfastly keeping an eye on all night in the vague hopes of starting a conversation just right with, and not feel any guilt about doing so and rubbing your face in it afterwards! Goddamn I hate that Mozart!

i also enjoy not having to get up in the morning if i were to be totally honest. Hooray for not having to get up?

i totally wonder how that's not a video on youtube yet!

ohmygod this man is my exact double
ohmygod THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!

wait a minute Quint had a drink with Richard Dreyfuss that one time. I mean sure they were all in mortal danger but still Richard Dreyfuss!

its actually Commander Riker.
(or maybe its David Krumholtz—can you imagine having a drink with the star of TV's "Numbers" can you?!?!?!)

you just know somebody somewhere has printed up a version of the bible that ends with jesus coming back to earth after obamacare has destroyed the planet. (How could it destroy the planet? Other countries have different health systems!)

you can discuss your favorite Nicolas Cage movies though I have a feel I know what his would be. (Moonstruck of course! maybe Honeymoon In Vegas too.)

do they get to good naturedly mock the others at DS9 without any consequence? Cause I think it'd absolutely be worth it in that case! (Seriously getting to mock Odo, Quark, and Worf and not have to worry about getting killed? AND WORF!!!!)

Spoiler alert please!
No I'm kidding—I have no idea who Jar Borg is. I don't know who ANYONE is outside Ragnar and Donal Logue.

not just spammy looking stuff like that but outright full length ads playing in the backround when you click onto lets say every other article. Its really annoying! Good job AVC overlords!

Jay S. I'm STILL watching it…although now that its no longer in front of How I Met Your Mom I'm gonna have to decide if its actually worth keeping up with on its own merits rather than just lazily leaving on the channel. Dear God Why?!?!?!?

Hey Frank have you seen this Broke Girl show its really funny.

yeah drunk Sheldon even if not outright hooking up with Amy, just waking up in bed next to Amy would've been enough to at least hint at some sort of character growth—and hell they were practically hinting at things in Sheldon's life changing with the whole rethinking of what he's dedicating his life to studying…

I can't wait to channel surf across them and relive their wacky adventures all over again Franko! (sighs)

(raises hand hesitantly) does being unemployed and living in my mom's basement and not having any real reason to get up in the morning count as a reason? I'm asking for a friend. (looks around his mom's basement to see if anyone heard his question being asked)

I'll put it in the vault—No, no good—too many people know the combination!

Benes—You're On Our List!