2 possibilities—either she doesn't wanna jinx her sudden good fortune at having a husband who suddenly has an interest in a horror flick OR she's working on her long game here and is clearly working on her own plan to possess the mirror image in your bathroom (and eventually bedroom) mirror.

I'm glaring at the man in the mirror…If you wanna make a change, make a face at,yourself and make a change! na na na, na na na, na na na na na

I actually think my clock might be evil—-I got a new alarm clock to replace my broken one a couple weeks back. For some reason the alarm clock that I had for years and years and years—like the majority of my life years—could not handle the recent transition to Daylight Savings Time—it kept running too fast, or too…

The evil mirrors in "Mirrors" weren't immune to Jack Bauer's extra special yelling ability—you think a mere hammer's gonna stop them???

"funny and at times compelling despite visual clunkiness" C+.

"NFL front offices are ugly looking, like a cross between a Gatorade bottle and a corporate accounting department."

Whoo! Lets hear it for "an overabundance of subplots!" everybody.
I feel like I wanna write a book with that title—unfortunately I don't really have ideas enough for a single plotline let alone an overabundance of them.

Also I know this isn't saying much but saying that this movie is "the sort of lackluster, amiable, doggedly unambitious film you tolerate when you’re too exhausted to pick up the remote" is actually a selling point to me. I like stuff you don't have to think too much about when I can't bother to pick up my remote…

If this were ten to fifteen years ago this movie would've starred Mark Addy. Where is Mark Addy these days by the way? I caught part of "The Order" earlier on Sundance and while it is a pretty shoddy movie Addy seemed to be the only actor in it who was actually having fun with the material (or at least trying to)

my favorite will always be the peppy intro music whenever they were establishing the beginning of the show by following Oscar or occasionally Felix walking down the street and into their building before going right to the apt. set. / or switching scenes really quickly that for some reason involved following one of the…

its funny you say that about Jack Lemmon because i've said before that i've felt in the past about Matthew Perry of all people—now hear me out here—he had the talent and the depth to become the heir apparant to Jack Lemmon. It was the not so good movie "Three To Tango" that did that as that movie was essentially a…

written by LL Cool J too! Does that make it his earliest success at crossing over??

that tagline is "this summer—drop the kids off at the pool and see our movie!"

he is good at that! the recent movie bomb "Paranoia" could have worked a lot better had they tried to get Pacino instead of Harrison Ford in that role—Ford has a very similar role there, but isn't nearly as endearing/likably slick as Pacino. (If anything Ford looks like he'd be pefectly happy eating the kid for lunch…

they should've really just shortened it to Fecesball to begin with.

see it goes to show you the generation gap because i thought it was the most absurdly easy FJ question i've seen in a while and my mom didn't get it until i walked her thru it—-i was actually impressed that she came up with Jay-Z even after I walked her thru it but she does keep up with pop culture to a certain extent.

if you never read that Tom Shales SNL book where he compiles interviews from everyone who was ever involved with the show except Eddie Murphy (cause he just flat out declined) you need to read that book!

Swimming around together—on the planet around the sun.

you know what they say—a pinch of flakes for goodness' sakes!

i'm pre-emptively liking your thoughts here Franko. Reading this sentence i now realize how completely creepy that reads…and i like it!