Joe Carroll???

I know everyone think this (including me) BUT Its GOTTA BE harder then it seems to be right? I mean right?

you joke but if he exited Two And A Half Men more gracefully and far less wrathfully—he could've gotten a movie role or two tossed his way if he wasn't so yearning to decry Hollywood as filth and whatnot.

umm you want fries with that movie?

So Power Point presentations are SO well integrated into popular culture that now we can't even have a decent dystopia future scenario without there being bullet points??? Ai sometimes I don't know about this world of ours.

Veronica Roth says for you to shut up!
(it was either that or Veronica Roth sleeps naked at night on top of a beautiful pile of money. giant pile of money? giant pile of money.)

in the future only one MAN can stand up and fight for the rights of beach-goers everywhere! ONE MAN, ONE SHARK, IN THE BLOOD FEUD THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!
ROBERT SHAW—JAWS! *(Rated PG-13)

ehh we deal with the crap we're given to choose between as best we can. (for the most part)

I have no fear that future "chosen one" movies will find a way to make their qualifications even dumber! Even Dumber I Says!!!

when you middle something in the give up of

Can Diver Love be a musical solo between the 2 main characters???

hahahaha! I totally overlooked that…yeah…trying to tie in Robin Williams with F Scott might not have been the best way to go—but Robin's hangin' in there—and I suppose as this is his big tv "comeback" I suppose it fits? yeah no.

OK I suppose I can live with Kermit doing Parkour. If that's truly the worst thing this sequel has to offer in terms of the dreaded sequel disease—-everything from the first movie but bigger, badder, and longer—then I could live with this as a stand-alone movie!
I too would love to see a late 70's mid 80's Muppet Film…

Burrell is doing a fine job of seeking out projects that utilize his goofball Modern Family characteristics so far! He keeps this up he could really turn into a highly valued comedic screen persona!

Hey A Sequel—Yeah that really sounds terrific Starring Everybody—Everybody—Everybody…And Me!

Ich Bin Ein Wacka Wacka!

Watch somebody convince Disney they need to take Mars next.
Its great—it'll be just like Total Recall errr John Carter errr Mars Needs Moms??? (I'm fired aren't I?)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!

The weird thing is that movie probably wouldn't have been green-lighted if it wasn't more about Segel and his love for the muppets than the muppets themselves. (Segel you know having scored the hat trick between 07, 08, and 09 of co-starring in three successive hits—Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You…

Apatowian Bless My Soul! I really love that rock'n'roll!
Aptatowian Bless My Soul! I really love that rock'n'roll!
(I almost hope this catches on as an adjective now!)