(notices suddenly well illuminated fishtank) How long have we had these fish???

yeah What's On Tonight should get brutally injured every night!

i wasn't entirely sure—i feel like the stabbing while typing thing should've happened while talking about The Following—you know because of how many stabbings there are on that show on any given episode!

Why you'll see all your favorite characters again like Gupta! Rajiv! Manmeet! That weird lady who could never speak above a whisper! Diedrich Bader!
Oh i never heard of any of those people.
And They'll All Be Signing Autographs!
Woo Hoo!

Terriers on NBC—Bigger, Longer, And Cancelled (before it could even complete its first 13 episode arc)

you know given how much they've been reaching out to stars of their 80's era hits—I'm kinda surprised no one's mentioned reaching out to Alf yet.
Maybe they should try and re-boot Blossom—she'd be all about twitter and texting and instagraming her outfits of the day to Six. Oh god it'd be horrible!

oh sure and I suppose it was "just a coincidence" that the show "magically" got better when Schneider just "happened" to leave right?
oh wait you mean the writers got a better sense of the characters (and the actors they were writing for) and started writing towards their strengths instead of the one defined character…

I HAVE THAT MOVIE!!!!! Its got Stockard Channing in it!

you just wait until the big fall fashion comeback of capes!

CBS. I know cause I watched it every week. Fall of 2003 into January of 04 when it was cancelled. (It was on after JAG of all things—that may be what doomed it since its nicely cynical world view never fit tonally with JAG's patriotism above all else view) It was replaced by the even shorter lived Rob Lowe vehicle DR.…

I did find it—it was airing at like 2 in the afternoon on like LTW or some crap like that—it was some channel in the 120's. The show rarely focused on work that I swear to god even though I've seen episodes from that last season a couple of times I still don't know if they were a magazine or an online publication of…

Southland at least got a spot in the originally announced fall lineup when NBC announced their lineup for the following fall in may of 09. Granted it was shifted to Fridays at 9 where it probably would've died but still at least NBC didn't cancel it outright until a couple months later. I'm like 90 percent positive…

THE ARTIST
I know it was recent but I could not see what everyone else was seeing. I didn't get why he was a shoe-in for best actor over say Brad Pitt who at least gave a genuine heartfelt performance and never once felt like a stunt.
I did not get The Academy's love for it even with Harvey Weinstein pulling out all…

Blander than The Artist? Seriously?

Heat was never gonna get Oscar love thou—as much as I love it, its way too B movie story wise for the Oscars to celebrate it even if its incredibly made. (shit I still think of that heist sequence in the center of it as one of the best action sequences in any movie and that's saying something in all seriousness)

not fair—American Beauty was a much more cynical movie. And the turns in that story were far worse, or at least weren't as smoothly handled and honestly when it comes down to it—I think Forrest had a much more convicted sense of beliefs than Kevin Spacey's Lester Burnam ever did.

you know they're making a third one! its due out in 2015 I think but if they're smart they'll try and get it out by the end of this year since that would mark the tenth anniversary of the first one!

its waaaaay more popular than Third Eye Blind ever was.
Its more like some singer or group that has surprisingly more endurance than you'd ever think would have. Third Eye Blind by comparison were has beens by the time their follow up album came out and failed to have any singles chart. Someone like REM is a better…

I liked both movies a lot—I was in seventh grade when both were in theaters and I gotta admit to not understanding some of Pulp at the time just because of my age. (although I'd say I got a lot of the stuff I didn't get from context) Still I do think Forrest is the better made film just from a character level if only…

Hanks is amazing in it—he takes a character that realistically is probably very limited in conveying the emotions that he would be feeling in each new situation he finds himself in and he makes you not only aware of what he's feeling, but he makes you able to identify with Gump as well. And he does all this without…