Breaking news: There are apparently only black and white people living in the United States

I used to read Omni magazine

Who are you calling buttfucks?!

I hope this episode is the first human transmission that extraterrestrials pick up

Ok I'm starting a band called the Nursing Home Vigilantes now

I really thought Colin was going to try to F Dev. But the dominoes scene was so much better

I mostly know her as a guest vocalist on a few Zero 7 songs

Same here. But … we're talking to people now, right?

Those were definitely Aziz's real parents. They appeared on his special at Madison Square Garden (as did earlier versions of a few jokes from this new show)

With cheese?

I'm still in disbeliebfs

Boooooooooooo-urns

I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

Go on and check, I'll wait

Go on and check, I'll wait

To the WONDERRRRR

To the WONDERRRRR

Living in Guam, I'm kind of interested to learn about this vendor. For example, does he just have a big warehouse full of unmarked crates out in the middle of nowhere

Living in Guam, I'm kind of interested to learn about this vendor. For example, does he just have a big warehouse full of unmarked crates out in the middle of nowhere

Everything you just said.
I just finished reading AvX (and all the tie-ins, yowza) after a long break from superhero comics, and I found myself getting really frustrated with the way everyone was sh*tting all over Cyclops. I get that the writers are trying to do something different with the character, but I just…