One of my favorite AD scenes - Stan and Bullock taking Jeff out to the woods to kill him. Bullock in the back seat drinking a slurpee.

One of my favorite AD scenes - Stan and Bullock taking Jeff out to the woods to kill him. Bullock in the back seat drinking a slurpee.

Well, technically he was just eyeing the chia log . . . but yeah, he probably did end up raping it.

Well, technically he was just eyeing the chia log . . . but yeah, he probably did end up raping it.

I love Haley and Francine having a heart-to-heart while also mowing down elves. It's always the little attention to detail - Haley warning Francine "on your right," then finishing the little bastards off with purposeful shots to the back. Gruesomely hilarious. And they just keep coming and coming . . .

I love Haley and Francine having a heart-to-heart while also mowing down elves. It's always the little attention to detail - Haley warning Francine "on your right," then finishing the little bastards off with purposeful shots to the back. Gruesomely hilarious. And they just keep coming and coming . . .

Apparently that credit card rewards its customers with "life experiences." I'm going to guess that cooking with Giada would demand a pretty significant amount of points.

Apparently that credit card rewards its customers with "life experiences." I'm going to guess that cooking with Giada would demand a pretty significant amount of points.

How about letting the guy meet a new girlfriend at one of those events? I just found the commercial about a sad and lonely guy. Were we supposed to think Alicia Keys was to become his next girlfriend?

How about letting the guy meet a new girlfriend at one of those events? I just found the commercial about a sad and lonely guy. Were we supposed to think Alicia Keys was to become his next girlfriend?

No, I don't think you can. It's important to realize that Malcolm was probably the only one who stayed completely faithful to his principles: primarily, the importance of retaining party supremacy. Malcolm isn't a policy analyst - he's a pol, pure and simple. That makes his world very black and white, compared to…

No, I don't think you can. It's important to realize that Malcolm was probably the only one who stayed completely faithful to his principles: primarily, the importance of retaining party supremacy. Malcolm isn't a policy analyst - he's a pol, pure and simple. That makes his world very black and white, compared to…

"You're as useful as a marzipan dildo"

"You're as useful as a marzipan dildo"

The later books did kind of lack the flair even while Bellairs was still writing them. Brad Strickland finished quite a few of the plots outlined by Bellairs.

The later books did kind of lack the flair even while Bellairs was still writing them. Brad Strickland finished quite a few of the plots outlined by Bellairs.

The first Anthony Monday book you're thinking of was the Treasure of Alpheus Winterborn. Gotta love Miss Eels. 

The first Anthony Monday book you're thinking of was the Treasure of Alpheus Winterborn. Gotta love Miss Eels. 

I think they need to check and make sure that Pete isn't really dead - man, it would hurt to take a paintball to the back of the head at that range.

I think they need to check and make sure that Pete isn't really dead - man, it would hurt to take a paintball to the back of the head at that range.