I just have to reproduce this brilliant narrative . . .

This is kind of out of left field, but Eliza Dushku's krav maga instruction style made me think that perhaps this is why Sterling Archer is such a fan.

That would be Mindy Sterling, as Hacksaw noted

I got a seed. That happens.

It's definitely in the top three. And I really respect that the writers didn't feel the need to revisit the "some things you can't unsee, bro" line at the end.

That was Ruxin harassing Gates in the jacuzzi

Regarding the dartboard, Dennis has become much more comfortable with stigmata since season 4's "Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life"

I think it should be a rule that Au Pair = French Girl. Seems like they left some potential comedy goal on the table with potential mistakes in translation. But if she shows up again (as is noted in an earlier post), she'll need some sort of identifiable personality and it helps that she's a native speaker (if not too…

A C versus a B-? Really? That's what we're arguing about?

"My knees don't work" - Going to steal that one.

Oh, and eating pop tarts raw.

Personal favorites -

So I love the attention to detail - tattoo-wise.  It's great to see "Seamus" and "Dickey" peaking from under Archer's wifebeater.  But I think they need to add another hash mark to Pam's back. After all, she did snap the neck of her last remaining kidnapper before whipping $5000 out of Malory's ass.