Get that snitch, Get the strap, Don't give a fuck, Brap!Brap!Brap!

Why do they look like they're from Whoville?

He'll save everyone of us

I think "Date Rape" is more apt.

Crystal meth and yeast infections. Bleached blond hair

Jesse's growing up right before our very eyes, and my girlfriend and I were so proud. This must have been what my parents felt like when I won 3rd place at an oral recitation contest during kindergarten, reciting Kilmer's "Tree" while dressed like a Narra.

Their kids are going to do the reboot in 2014.

You are a very silly man!

If I were the Bionic Woman, what would I wear?

Ice Cube as Bad News Brown

He only began using "Cult of Personality" as his entrance song when he came back to Raw. He still used his old themes song for Money in The Bank 2011.

Jesse feeling good about himself now that he has two jobs.

Frantic
tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

Learn how to kick. Take one karate class if you're so into karate, you know?

Thunder will dominate that division over the next 7 years.

ARCADE FIRE IS OVER!
OVER!!!!

Mike Dexter
is a God.