And a great load of racial stereotypes.

Apple Paltrow?

…basically serving as extra advertising for my ape store.

This pun thread is getting off on the wrong Foot.

Milkmaid.

#humblebrag

Awkward elementary scoliosis tests.

Or they could destroy the fidget industry by taking up smoking… something else.

We won't need eugenics if people keep naming their children after characters known for patricide.

Agreed. Some people think Hickman's characterization comes off as cold, but his FF run bookends beautifully with the end of Secret War, encapsulating all that happened in-between. It was an incredibly compassionate love letter to Marvel's first family.

So I was wondering… Sunspot is strong, so that also means he's invulnerable, right?

"I dinna ken why ye're doin' this. But take me with ye, Doug!"

Fangs?!? What is she a vampire or something?
Oh, wait… she is a vampire.

She uses them in all of her decorating.

She's on a mission from God.

A true "gift" would be if the high-waisted pants trend would die early.

Ladies! Stop flushing unused medications!

Welcome to the Colorado Mills Mod Market, hope you survive the experience.

Ahem… next.

But then again, who does?