Queequeg still has a chance? Well, I was looking forward to the inevitable snuggling scene. It's 2016, people, time for some mainstream sperm squeezing.

I didn't expect a rant of…

That's how I feel. You see, I've always been daddy's 'lil monster.

It should have been, just like Iron Fist should do the same to 70's kung fu cinema.

They dared to be stupid. And it paid off.

Where's Hoda in that photo?

What about black people in Europe? Do spiders like them?

The Devil Makes Three is releasing a theme album of covers of their influences this month.

Prime Directive #4
"ALL lives matter"

He sure don't look like your grandma.

Don't underestimate the lure of all the fly honeys involved.

But as a cartoon of modern times isn't it required by law to have a punchline disparaging millennials and their cellular phones?

Rise from the grave!

That was the worst part about growing up in MN. Pa would have to get out the pliers. And even after Bachman claimed she would get rid of all the parasites.

Grant Morrison's Nameless
Not what I would expect from him, but it is an amazing mix of Lovecraft and Hellraiser. He really did his research into esoteric religions and occultism. The final reveal was awesome.

Death actually is the ultimate embarrassment.

Simon Williams stares forlornly at his beeper.

Too late.

Is this bat or chicken what I'm eating?

Teenagers are the worst kind of human beings, except for all the other kinds.l