I've got some bad news for you, sunshine…

Any state that requires gender on a birth certificate…

"Peace on Earth" was all it said.

Well, la de da! I could only afford U.S.Agent, War Machine, and Nutella.

Please indicate on the voodoo doll where C.S. Lewis touched you.

Alvin And The Chipmunk5: Return to the Squea

This town needs an enema!

I still have to decide which gender to put on my infant's birth certificate. It's been a week, and he still hasn't given me any definite signs either way.

I used to be a hamster.

Considering he should only be seen through a parka and raging blizzard, I bet he'll do alright.

The first one is pretty good until the end. The CGI super zombie kind of ruined it for me.
Or is this the guy that always uses the Wilson brothers?

Is this the horse, the woman, or the house?

I believe a citizen has the right to refuse to provide services to their fellow citizens unless they can see their unborn children in their eyes.

This is madness. Of what type, I'm not sure.

"Scientists are Baffled…"

My friend Bob Sacamano was married to Muffin Sangria for a short time. He said she was slut.

I'm still trying to figure out why Hannibal King would subject himself to the Weapon X program.

True, she doesn't look like a Miriam.

But what if you had the chance to "make out"?

Might as well.