Not since the burning of the Ptolemaic library…

Nothing wrong with yearning for a mythical golden age before cultural ambiguity.

Yeah, I had the impression this had been said before.

I knew there was something wrong with Disqus. I mean, It's obviously under-representing the amount of upvotes I get.

She's so jaded.

By and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity.

I thought One Day at a Time was Latino-centric.

The Grand Illusion. No, wait, that's Styx. I meant Goodbye Stranger.

The monster at the end of the book is socialism.

Absolutely not. I would say it is quintessential expect most Americans wouldn't like it. Or, maybe that's why it should be the pick.

I could do without Tom appearing like Urkel at the end to teach kids about the dangers of Romanticism.

…and dies surrounded by his own waste. The American Dream, everyone.

Fun fact: Tom Sawyer has a totally unnecessary cameo in the end of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

No - this isn't the big screen version of Battle of the Network Stars. Yes - they should display that prominently on the tape cover. First of all, not every movie needs to have a sequel (see also 'The Final Temptation of Atrayu'), and thirdly, did Spielberg cut the budget after Phantom Menace or what? The Jawaks…

That's the best kind racism (and white people).

The Stand.

Tell me about your big but.

…maybe? Someone still needs to explain what 'ship means before I can answer definitively.

Daredevil
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Think of all the lube they could have tested.
Edit: I apologize if you already were.