Tito Puente!

If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe you're wrong they were never murderers

Will there be a AV Club taste test?

There shall be AIDSCancer.

Somebody thought I said something worth repeating?

That's an extreme way to show your distaste for Mondays.

How much Affleck is too much Affleck?

Oh, I was talking about Chasing Amy.

I thought Ben Affleck was Holden?

Because Africa lacks adequate caves.

The definition of "achievement" is lower than ever.

That game was the only good thing to come out of the prequels, they need to make a new Pod Racing game.

I think it was the only platformer I played harder than a Mega Man

The $treet was easily his best show (costarring Sean Maher of Firefly fame)

Does an interstate meth operation count?

20,000 dollars for him on New Years seems like a better deal by the minute.

And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to…. Charles Bronson!

He hid it so well

Marie Curie's advancements in radioactivity are pretty damn erotic

What if my life isn't slightly sepia-toned?