Well in our defense they were holding our citizens hostage at the time

So were the Iranians…

And calling Saddam Hussein a "Superior military force" is ridiculous, his 0-3 lifetime war record is a testament to that fact.

Luke, I am your father!

I'd spend 500 bucks on a steve allen pog

The Afghanis no surrender policy was embraced by the Americans when they were fighting the Soviet Union.

How far down the lego rabbit hole are you willing to go?

But that movie had an obviously coked out Charlie Sheen in it. This one has Lincoln in a Rocket Chair.

Are you saying Wonder Woman is gonna come out soon?

Lou Ferrigno seems pretty decent

Because there is only one god, Kanye.

Such as the sentence: "Kanye believes he wields the hammer of the Gods."

After this will they remake Army of Darkness?

Does it come with Vincent Price's Egg Magic?

Red Sox win on a walk-off Hit By Pitch

Lou from The Simpsons?

It's not as bad as your obituary picture including the phrase "Also Starring"

Dad you killed Zombie Flanders

Learn to hold your liquor, this is a time for mourning.

It just keeps going faster and faster