HOLY SHIT!
Celebrities are narcissists?! And shit?! No, I mean, seriously, there's shit in it?! Incredible!

If I may take off my pants and pull my analrapist stocking over my head…

Second, in my opinion, after Motherboy XXX. But goddamn is it ever hilarious.

Cross-Media Plagiarism Is the Worst Plagiarism!
Because it hurts no one!

There is never anything wrong with preordering an album by The Thermals. Even an off-album. I look forward to hearing this, even if it's not great, because I can't imagine this band making a bad record right now.

It aspires to timelessness, and achieves it with the illusion of effortlessness. It's one of the few films of the 1980s that really doesn't feel or look like an 80s film in any notable way, aside from its cast. It's an elegant, highly intelligent, emotionally compelling film.

That's a remix, Nazi, and it's much shorter. Try to find the whole thing. Holy fucking shit is it terrible.

Unfortunately, it seems that Ms. Perry's label has very nearly erased all traces of "Milk Milk Lemonade," easily the worst and most-poorly-conceived song I have ever heard, from the internet. However, this link may or may not work (I'm not going to try it, as I still have the song stuck in my head after two weeks of…

In philosophy, the principle of Occam's razor is typically applied to problems whose apparent solutions are needlessly complex.

It took a few tries even in Chrome for me, but the local DSL provider is surprisingly crappy.

Osis, my opinion is as relative as anyone else's. The Monitor is incredible, anyway. And I'm going to see them in a few weeks- for $8!

Mangrove, if the combination of the adjectives "stately" and "plump" doesn't do it for you, I don't want to know what does.

"It's all for you, Damn Yankees!"

How are you going to lift it, Arms Folded Tight?

Arcade Fire, of course.
Back in 2005, I'd never heard any music quite like "Neighborhood #1." History has shown that not even Arcade Fire could make another record that sounds remotely like Funeral. It's beguiling that they even ever did.

A ways down yonder, where the holler cuts between that long patch a bramble an the Carter property line. Fashioned mself a right nice little hut there. Bin sleepin out thahr with the missus. Like the fresh air, we do. An the trees. Run as far as the eye can see. Thankin about tamin ourselfs a rabbit. Well, she is. I'd…

This actually sounds like a good movie.
After all the dozens of Exorcist rip-offs in the last ten years, that doesn't even seem possible, does it?

I'm seriously considering giving up commenting altogether. I recently went on a tour of the Australian countryside during which I encountered a strange force that claimed it could have turned me into a lizard if only I had been a virgin. So, I'm having surgery done on my ass and will be returning there as soon as…

Twitter isn't a career?! GOD DAMN IT.

Sure There Is!
(Destroy all humans.)